Only Six Words And No more

Fig. 1: Billy Bowden's ways of signaling sixers.

Can you think of six words?
Can you construct a perfect sentence?
Do you have that precise skill?
Or rather a concise thinking ability?

If you can choose six words;
And find an interesting, amusing composition,
you may be interested in this.

Smithmag.net is conducting a creative competition.
"Write your story in six words."
Not a word more, or less.

Go for it, if you will.
Below is my attempt at it:

Alas! If I could write stories!

Don't bother to count words above.
In each sentence, you'll find six!