Babbar Sher!

Lord of the Rings joke -

Q : Why are Hobbits good poets?

A : For they live in "Shire".

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Never in my life had I heard a pitch-black crow sing so "sweetly". I thought he must be a good singer in the community and must be halfway through his morning `riyaz'.

Q : Does a crow start his seven notes with a "kaa" instead of "saa"?

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Probably the reason behind the rising sales of sewing machines in the United States has something to do with the booming business of lawyers in the country!