So-and-so car rentals Pvt Ltd

With the daily newspaper, I get these entertaining pamphlets which advertise interesting products/services. The usage of language is of more interest to me, and hence I do provide more-than-necessary attention towards these yellow/pink/you-name-it coloured printed papers. Today's version is entertaining enough to share with the readers. I would not reveal the identity of the proprietors, but simply call them so-and-so.

The pamphlet reads something like this,

To Bangaloriens, happy news for all, M/S so-and-so Car Rentals Pvt. Ltd. introducing a wide range of cars and coaches, we have brand new luxury cars low rate in Bangalore.

We always provide you higher standard quality services, clean & well maintained vehicle, reliable, uniformed drivers experienced in serving tourist and corporate clients, Our drivers can speak multi-language and they always keep arrival punctualities and our drivers always carrying mobile phone.

We have all type of vehicle like indica, Indigo, Ikon, Lancers, Corolla, Skoda, Camry, Qualise, Innova DLX, Tavera, Scorpio, A/c Tempo Traveler & Bus.

In Summer have do package for Mysore, Ooty, Kodaikanal etc.

(a table follows giving the pricing, which is decent enough)

General Terms & conditions :

• The time and mileage will be calculated from Office to Office

• Parking, Toll Fees if any would be charged to the client's account as per actual

• After 10 pm additional driver Batta applicable while in local use

• Outstation minimum 250km per day

Service tax would be applicable for total bill.

Providing Mineral Water, Daily News Paper

(address and contact numbers of so-and-so car Rentals Pvt Ltd)

I have had a tough time typing the above keeping the mistakes as they appear on the printed paper!

Next time I am hiring a car, I am going to oblige this firm. What say?