Monday, November 07, 2005

Irony

Consider the following situations in a hypothetical world-

Addresses:
The New India Blast Furnace, #26, Sardar Patel Marg, Lohapur, 123456.
Super Cool Ice Factory, #27, Sardar Patel Marg, Lohapur, 123456.

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You come across the following sign-boards on a highway (in that order):
(1) Straight road ahead. Speed limit relaxed to 100mph. Drive carefully. Thank you.
(2) 24-hour Care Hospital ahead : 2kms.

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The Vipashyana Kendra, a place where one finds (or is supposed to find) peace of mind, is located next to a factory producing horns for the Railways.

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Keshavlal owns two shops : White Horse Hair Cutting Salon and Dark Horse Wig Shop.

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Snow White Dry Cleaners is located on the banks of River SteadyFlow, the biggest river in the world.

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